Super mario having sex
The mistake is that Peach can throw toads at Bowser from the car to help defeat him. The Itallian plumbers go through fiery level of hell after fiery level of hell only to find each of the castles in the Mushroom Kingdom is hiding a different Princess. We have not done all the reasearch. So, its off to the center of the galaxy. Don't make me do this again. The effectiveness of multi-colored toads is a little questionable. After all, whats wrong with cake?
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Super Mario Sunshine - Lets set this straight right off the bat. We guess wearing any fur is wrong. That People Still Believe. Think you got what it takes to write for Cracked. Woman spends lots of time in a Koopa Dungeon is all we are saying.
A hero with no cape
It’s obvious your life is shit because the gun in the background has nothing to do with what we are talking about .. bozo mind your business
Can you please upload all of KJ the martians new videos